Teacup Pigging

when guys use a teacup pig to attract girls; it usually is not effective but some girls have a weak side for teacup pigs because they are so cute

I'm going teacup pigging tonight to pick up some chicks at the mall.

by squirrelgirl15 October 27, 2012

Guinea pig

The root of all evil

Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...

by meljogo March 9, 2021

Guinea Pig

A very squeaky animal that needs food 100% of the time. When they hear anything that is similar to their treats opening or food bags, they start to scream with excitement which most people interpret as; FOOD I WANT FOOD GIVE ME FOOD.

"My Guinea Pig is a food hog."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."

by Sailor May April 16, 2020

Pig Pen

When you wipe your semen directly on your bed sheets and then roll around in it.

Matt finished and then pig pen'd and still hasn't washed his sheets.

by Shinoita July 25, 2025

Blanket Pig

Undercover cop, staying in safety of vehicle.

Guy 1: Man whys that guy staring at us?

Guy 2: Dude i bet he's a blanket pig
Guy 1: Man he gonna be in that car all night.

by Killerfatmonkey October 6, 2010

Peppa Pig

peppa is an internet icon, she is so pretty that her daddy pig falls for her, when she snorts it is a beautiful sound that ignight a small fire in everymans heart, especially gorgie pig. she is tiktok famous and gets her acrylic nails done at bueaty and spa nail salon. her daddy pig and mummy pig are secratly divored though.

theres Peppa Pig!
is she making out with daddy pig?

by Jhonny Mackarena March 9, 2021

Pigs

Cops, police, annoying ass men who shove sticks up their batty holes. When you see these police men make pig noises and put your middle fingers up

Omg run! It’s the pigs!

by YourLocalBadmintonPlayer May 30, 2020