Porn goggles

When someone's perspective of someone else is altered by predicting or imagining what they look like in a sexual context.

"That barmaid looks wise is a 3, but my porn goggles are saying she's a 9"

by Porngoggles August 24, 2015

companion porn

Is when you watch the porn your girlfriend likes while having sex and you like how turned on she gets.

Ali: "I love doing companion porn, May gets so wet!"

by Masochist Goddess June 15, 2022

misfortune porn

porn of the character misfortune. lol

oh look, misfortune has nice knockers

yep she suuuure dus

gf: what is that on ur phone?????
me: dw its just misfortune porn lol, shez not reall uno

by upursm8 February 3, 2020

Fire Porn

Fire Porn is when a man roasts his penis in a fire like a marshmallow and his girl or boyfriend sucks or eats his penis

Did you have fire porn last week?

Yeah that’s why my crotch looks like a girl

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 9, 2019

pimple porn

When someone loves to watch pimples being popped. They get satisfied by watching zits, cysts,and any form of acne being expelled from the body.

John watched back to back pimple porn on YouTube.

by antisocial extrovert June 18, 2018

Busy porn

When people get off on being busy.

“The whole conversation was busy porn… everyone getting off on how busy they’ve been, how busy they are, and how busy they are going to be.”

by MikeJC October 6, 2023

gatcha porn

the most intimate act two animated humans can digress into.

nick likes gatcha porn.

by yaklicious June 12, 2024