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Titties & Milk

What someone says when surprised or dumbfounded. A perfect pair (like a moist cock and balls)
Chad - Yo, Curt, the pizza guy gave us extra garlic knots!
Curt - Well, titties & milk!
by Black tittie and Rob milk August 15, 2019
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National send a titty pic day

Guy-can you send a titty pic

Girl - yeah ofc it’s April 9th *send titty pic*
It’s National send a titty pic day can you send me a titty pic
National send a titty pic day - send a titty pic to person who asks
by Bigbootymama73 April 9, 2022
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titty piss

when u hop on top of someone and they lactate all over u and ur mom
Maisy just titty pissed on Julie!!!!!!!
by hunnyboobearbitch October 5, 2019
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Tittie deprivitus

When a man has not seen titties in over a week. This is a very serious disease that can cause death without seeing titties for this long period of time
Help I need you to take your shirt off I’m suffering from tittie deprivitus
by Wen Schouten January 31, 2020
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titty twista

A normal titty twister that is given to someone in the Boston area or surrounding suburb.
Johnny got tickets on the Green Monsta! We got upper deck seats, let’s give that jabroni a titty twista after the game!
by Titty twista McGee December 20, 2017
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titty tricks

It's a woman clever way to fake her cleavage.
- Did you saw jenny in the party last night?

- Yes, nice titty tricks!!
by Hapossay July 14, 2013
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Titty Propriety

Etiquette of Modern Day Love Making. Titty Proprietybreast ownership comes about when a male lover or sexual partner proclaims the female sexual partner's breasts as his own, maybe forever or as long as the session lasts. Often the female partner will, as a maneuver to enhance the male arousal complex, tell the male that her breasts are his, only his, or some other foreplay dialogue nonsense to stimulate the heat of the moment. She may really intend for her words to be true....or not. And he may have the same notion. Afterall, we live in the Age of 2000+ when we were promised to all be driving flying cars, or pigs.
Steven, these titties are yours!!!!! Yours only!!!! You have Titty Propriety!!!!!

Darlin', Daniella, please let me have the reign of titty propriety, I will sell your milk to no one but me!!!!

Oh, Jenna, Oh, Frank, whoops! They just fell out! Will you take my titties and make them yours and yours only? Oh, my love, keep them from forever falling out the way that they do?
by Sertyardheart February 21, 2013
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