Flying Tesla

The act of getting a running start, launching yourself up and over The footboard of the bed and attempting to land your fully charged tesla into your partners un-lubricated trunk. Usually ending in a mangled pile of broken tesla and trunk contents.

Go no hands for the Model S!
Dwayne's girlfriend was bent over on the bed waiting for him to get home from work. He took one look into her brown eye from the doorway, ripped his clothes off and executed a Flying Tesla Model S.
by Ramrod4185 March 23, 2022
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Flying pig

When a fat fuck does an arial in rocket league
by Ksi lick my nuts January 09, 2021
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glowing flying squirrel

When a man is down on a woman and he breaks a glowstick in her clit and sticks his dick in and preforms helicopter causing all the glowing ink to fly everywhere spastic such as a squirrel
"Man when I was with Ashley the other night I gave her the glowing flying squirrel better than Dave!"
by TheShitFacedCockMaster February 22, 2015
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Hands will fly

Macey: That little gimp Joshua called me a whore if I see him again hands will fly.
by hanayamasmissingnipples_1743 September 30, 2020
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Go fly a kite

1: A outside activity
2: a insult, telling someone that they’re annoying and that they should go away
1:
Person 1: Hey, wanna go fly a kite?
Person 2: Sure!

2:
Person 1: hey! Hey! Hello! Heyo!
Person 2: go fly a kite.
by Peppa lol December 03, 2022
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Go fly a kite

In my mind it means go F off why?

Well mary poppins said “let’s go fly a kite, up to the highest height!”

But Thomas Edison flew a kite got electrocuted so go fly a kite in my eyes means go put a fork in. Socket or F off
Johnny- Hey Billie looks like the eagles were last in the draft

Billie- Johnny go fly a kite!
by NotTesla May 25, 2022
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flying lizard kick

Skinny bastards who jump up in the air leg extended kicking people in the head or chest. Lizard like legs
He gave him a flying lizard kick to the chest
by 123adam May 14, 2014
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