one-eyed wet willy

The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!

Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."

Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
by cubbi54 August 24, 2015
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Reverse Reverse Wet Willy

Reverse Reverse Wet Willy, is when you put your finger in someone's ear and put it in your mouth.
- I did Reverse Reverse wet willy with my friend yesterday!
- Eww, That's gross!
by TheReverseStranger January 22, 2018
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wet fart in a wedding gown

Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.
At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.
by Pipistrello December 26, 2005
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get your balls wet

The phrase get your balls wet is intended to indicate that one must go balls deep or balls out giving one's activity 100% effort
This task requires that you must get your balls wet
by Big dick dabs December 30, 2015
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getting your knees wet

Administering oral sex in an outdoor space (on grass)
the saying refers to getting your knees wet on wet grass when giving head.
the saying can been changed to refer to past, present or future tenses.
e.g
" the bitch got her knees wet last night"
"aww yeah get your knees wet!"
"your getting your knees wet"
"hey wanna go get your knees wet?"
by will janes November 13, 2007
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wet ya shirt up

An expression heard in numerous hip-hop songs, that refers to shooting someone numerous times, causing them to bleed so profusely that their shirt becomes soaked with blood.
"Step off, or I'm gonna wet yo shirt up"
by Hugh Janus February 10, 2005
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Wet Toast Sandwich

Wet toast sandwich is when some gathers two slices of Wet toast and puts a piece of jizz covered turkey and you rock paper scissors for who eats it
"damn johnny that's rough....you had to eat the entire Wet toast sandwich?" "you man....tangy"
by Meme investigator September 16, 2018
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