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The Forbidden Dragon

Considered the toughest position in the Kama-Sutra-of-the-Dragon, to perform The Forbidden Dragon, your partner must be in the doggy style position, with back arched downward. You take a vape and press the mouthpiece to your partner's butthole, then press and hold the button. Your partner continuously exhales until vapor is visible, then they roar, becoming 'The Forbidden Dragon'.
Friend 1: "Hey, where have you been? Do you still have my vape?"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah, sorry, I had to clean it. Erin and I had to use it to complete 'The Forbidden Dragon'. It was pretty crazy."
Friend 1: "...You what?"
by JesterJack751 November 7, 2020
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Dragon

Person 1: "Hey have you ever had drazgon"
Person 2: "What's dragon?"
Person 1: "DRAG ON THESE NUTS ON YOUR FACE"
*Person 2 punches person 1 for being a dumbass*
by WaitingforyouUwU March 26, 2021
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Glue Down The Dragon

The act of applying a large prosthetic penis over your less than large real penis to enhance her (or his) (or their) pleasure.
"Hey baby, can you glue down the dragon tonight?"
by DirtyQuoteOfTheDay September 7, 2020
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Bearded Dragon

A bearded man that dresses up to look like Gwen Stefani for a performance every Wednesday night.
"Oh, look at Seth, he is tho tho hot! There's nobody better at bearded dragon."
by SweetSugarBalls March 1, 2023
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flaming dragon

when you are drunk and about to throw up, you take a hit of a vape so that when you vomit you spew smoke out of your mouth as well. projectile vomiting works best for this.
"tom im about to throw up, and me your vape so i can hit a flaming dragon!"
by scratchandsniff March 2, 2022
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Snagwitch Dragon

A Snagwitch Dragon is a metallic purple blend to black at the tip of the scales. It is equipped with long sharp claws and a long sharp beak as well as a long sharp tail with several spikes around it. The face of the Snagwitch is long and jagged with sharp pointed ears, long jagged and serrated teeth, and a double edged knife for a tongue. If the literal sharpness of this majestic and hypnotizing statute of this creature don’t kill you, the butane flamethrower style of dragon breath will burn you beyond recognition. The Snagwitch Dragon hunts and feeds on snagging witches right off their brooms in the sky over the English countryside.
1. The Snagwitch Dragon snagged a witch off of her broom.

2. Beware of the Snagwitch Dragon
by Sir_Riley_Young_13 July 14, 2023
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