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Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.
Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.
by Pazzy August 18, 2025
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Up top

An exclamation directed towards someone who made a really funny joke, or if someone cool just happened.
*Your friend gets the lowest grade on the test*
You: Yoooo good job man Up Top!
(no high five occurs because you don't have any friends)

Gael: A man walks into a bar. He says "ow"
You: Up top!
(high five)
by Br0der March 13, 2020
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Venician Top

A sex move that constitutes having a man have a girl float on the surface of water and penetrating her from below, while at the same time, spinning her on his penis. Named after the Floating city name of Venice. Scuba gear or breathing apparatus is recommended.
Mateo: Hey Andrea looks kinda wore out, no?
Luigi (With accompanying hand movements): Yeah I gave her a little Venician Top, you know what I'm saying?
by KrakMan January 28, 2022
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Tits and top hats

1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."

2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"

Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."
by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012
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Top

Ball is a very common Turkish swear word with different variants such as Topoş/Totoş/Nonoş/Nonni/Nünnü and actually means "Ball" in Turkish. Its origin or where it came from is unknown, and its meaning is simply "Faggot" in a softened way.
"Şu adamın saçına baksana kesin bu Top her gece götünü siktiriyordur."
by Sandevistan January 14, 2023
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Tank top Al

Tank Top Al is a gamer. He will excrete noises such as loud screaming. He is a man among boys, the only true chad you'll ever meet. He wears only a singlet and running shorts and boy does he rock it. His muscles are incomparable. To date a Tank Top Al is to date a hurricane of testosterone. He may be gay but he doesn't care. Speaking from experience.
"Tank Top Al is such a chad."
"I know, right?"
"Mmmm muscles"
by anonymous March 10, 2022
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G Top

by Himalayan November 30, 2022
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