Smelly Sandwich

What a girl has in between her legs when every waffle chef in town has slathered her sandwich.

“Sammi’s trying to steal my boyfriend”
“Yeah you and everybody else.”
“I’m not threatened though I heard about her smelly sandwich.”

by canbyhighschoolshooter April 18, 2018

Eating a sandwich

A phrase used when telling your children about the time you and your high school/college friends got high out of your minds but still want your kids to respect you.

Kids, your Uncle Marshall was overdosing on xana- I mean, eating a sandwich.

by VeeTree April 23, 2021

Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich

noun — A mythical culinary catastrophe said to occur when the digestive aftermath of a man's spicy curry collides with a woman's cleavage in a moment of chaotic intimacy. Often followed by vigorous chest percussion, known in folklore as “motorboating.” Not recommended by any major food safety authority.

"After Raj's third helping of butter chicken, he gave his girlfriend an Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich"

by DonBear October 22, 2025

Enormous Sandwich

Term given by ICT Technicians to boys with rather large genitals.

"Have you got your enormous sandwich out again?"

by Monkey08 March 31, 2008

Fortnite sandwich

Yummy 😁

Hey did you fortinte sandwich
Yes
Ok
Fortnite sandwich

by Ggggllllaaaassss August 29, 2021

Chalk Sandwich

In an online video game (Socom 1,2,3 etc.) you 1 shot someone in the face.

That fool was camping on me and i gave his ass a big hairy chalk sandwich.

by Silent & Ghozt June 28, 2006

Air Sandwich

The act of uncontrollably moving the mouth after excessive amounts of cocaine

Hey Tom, your air sandwich is getting out of control over there.

Wow look at the air sandwich on that guy.

by I’m a auditard August 18, 2023