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Retard

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Tiny Tim: hi what’s your name
Karen:shut up retard
Tiny Tim:*crying*
by Noisy boiiii!!!!! June 19, 2020
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retard

someone who lives under a rock
Person 1 : "wow!, you're retarded"
Person 2: "no, I'm Patrick Star's neighbour."
by brainfarts March 27, 2022
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Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.
by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021
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Omega retard

A retard that is so retarded his retardability cannot be measured.
Example:

"Hey look at that retard over there!"

" That's not a retard, that's an omega retard!"
by Racewar2025 March 10, 2025
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Retard

People who assume that a chonker became that way because of abusive owners
"REEEEE YOUR CAT IS FAT AND GONNA DIE-"
"Shut the fuck up. He was like that when I got him, and he's on a diet. Retard."
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
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retard

somebody who when playing rounders gets the ball hit to them and then throws the ball away to get to the end, Alma! you fucking prick
alma is a retard

i know

like what the fuck, fuck you alma

what did i do?

fuck off retard, nobody like you
by fuckyoualma! August 21, 2020
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Retard Central

(Derogatory)

Used often to refer to either:
A) the 'Ice Fishing Folly' level in Rayman Origins
B) Reddit

C)tumblr

D)Fortnite
E)Anything aimed at kids
Friend 1: "You know, I'm thinking of downloading Reddit, what do you think?"

Friend 2: "Uhhh, yeahno. Reddit is retard central. Have some standards."
by 00citrinequeen00 June 6, 2021
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