potato

PROBABLY THE MOST BADASS VEGGIE ON THIS GOD DAMN PLanET. THIS BITCH CAN BE EATEN AS BREAKfAST LUNCH AND DINNER. DAMN. U NEED BREAKFAST? GET FUCKIN HASHBROWNS YOU RETARD. NEED FOOD FOR HOLIDAYS? EAT THESE FUCKERS MASHED OR BAKED. NOW YOU GON GET SOMBITCHES IF YOU SHOW THEM THE SIZE AND NUMBERS OF YOUR POTATOES. SHE'LL Be ON YOUR DICK IN A MINUTE

bill: you need food for thanksgiving?
tom: N O I FUCKING DONT I GOT POTATOES YOU SOYBOY

by SaltyMann June 3, 2018

Baked Potato

da best food ever.

Friend A: Whats for dinner.

Friend B: Yeah, (Friend C), whats for dinner.

Friend C: BAKED POTATOES!!!

ALL FRIENDS: ;oadgohasiodkghoai;dhgoad ;-; ilysm all hail the mighty potato.

Friend C: especially the BAKED potato.

by HERP-DERP-KERP-DERP-SMHMERP June 4, 2016

Potato Chucker

A derogatory name for a person who is from South Idaho. Regardless of their race, ethnicity, gender, etc. if you're from South Idaho then you are a Potato Chucker

I bet those Potato Chuckers are at the Boise State Game today

by PotatoChucker May 8, 2024

HOT POTATO

The alternative to a cold potato

The alternative to the cold 🥔.

Hot potato, hot potato (hot potato, hot potato)
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Hot potato, hot potato (potato), potato (potato)
Potato, potato, potato

by Whatsworthforgiving December 11, 2017

Potato

A fruit. It’s the root of all evil and can only be served after it’s gone through an official exorcism. You also need to the cut off the tentacles because they’re full of poison. The gif shown below is an example of an exorcism being preformed on a potato.

Friend: Hey could you pass me a potato?
You: Make sure you exorcise it first!

by ‘,;D June 16, 2021

Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023

slippery potatoes

When a hand other than your own (stranger) caresses your back in a downward motion, ending with a firm squeeze of the buttocks.

Your at a bar socializing with friends, someone walks by you and instead of starting small talk, they skip that step and just give you slippery potatoes.

by John The Man 122321 February 20, 2009