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A Fried Toe

Draco Malfoy is a fried toe, stop simping for him. I know you simp for him I can see it through your eyes.
A boy with fried hair that looks like an old man and a fried toe.

“Who’s your crush?”

“Draco Malfoy”

“He looks like a fucking fried toe what is wrong with you he’s so ugly,”
by lucy the chipmunks December 26, 2020
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Stirred it With My Big Toe

An expression signifying that one is especially proud of a batch of food that they have prepared.
A metaphor, likely originating from the fact that the foot is thought of as dirty, and dirt may equal seasoning, and the toe was used to add this extra "seasoning" to food. Nobody, of course, literally put their toe into a batch of food; this expression is purely metaphorical to my knowledge.
Grandson: "Grandmama, this mac 'n cheese taste good."
Grandma: "Mhm, I stirred it with my big toe!"
Grandson: "Huh?"
by nicktunes07 September 8, 2025
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Toe slipper

To take your your big toe and slip it in another person's ass
Guy 1:Dude I gave my girl the toe slipper!
Guy2:eww why?
Guy1:she has a foot fetish

Guy2:*slowly backs away*
by Toe slipper June 15, 2018
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Two toes

Oi two toes!?
Oi two toes, taking your bitch thanks
by anonymous September 16, 2021
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Plumber toes

What one displays when closed-toed shoes fail to fully conceal the cracks between one's toes.
I hate these flats because I'm walking around with plumber toes.
by mylegalninja March 15, 2020
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Yeah, yeah; toes --- so what?!

Da amusedly-puzzled remark dat you make when someone wif a major foot-fetish is going all vocally-and-physically ga-ga over yer ten lower extremities.
Tolerant big-boned tomboy, perplexedly watching as her new main squeeze is having fun exclaimingly yanking her big feet back and forth like gear-shifts and delightedly flexing her ample rubbery double-jointed digits back at a right-angle in his savoring hands: Yeah, yeah; toes --- so what?!
by QuacksO August 9, 2024
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Toe Jammed

The art of jamming ones toe up a mans ass to milk his prostrate
My work mate toe jammed her tinder date right after he bought her a cheap meal and a drink.
by Bee to the sting May 23, 2017
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