Japanese Straight

In poker, a hand that contains random cards that make no hand (pair, straight, flush, etc...)

Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.

Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.

by DJ Doo Wop Dago June 4, 2009

devastatingly straight

Women who are unfortunately attracted to men, much to their detriment and disgust.

I'm so devastatingly straight, the fact that I'm still attracted to men is proof that sexuality is not a choice

by Erwin D'Magnificent April 17, 2021

Straight up

It's a term that means the person is serious about what they're talking about

Nolan: You did not get that girl's number
Chase: Dude, I did, straight up, bro

Jack: How'd you do on the test?
May: I straight up failed

by Julietsos November 15, 2019

straight world

The lifestyle of those who are white collar

Jimmy doesn't get high on the weekends since he finished college and started working in the straight world

by Nobuddy2Special February 18, 2022

Straight Nanners

To do something that could be considered insane or ridiculous Also known as going all out

Guy: Did you see that guys twin turbo LSX corvette??

Guy#2: Yes! He went "straight Nanners" with that build!

by LsxEars March 15, 2017

Straight

Something to say when you or someone says or mentions something even remotely gay.

"That guy is pretty thicc"
"Straight"

by プラチナ厶 October 9, 2019

Straight Bar

The opposite of a gaydar.

On a straight bar from one to ten you are not even on the scale gay boy.

by CoolW October 24, 2018