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bitch mom dildo

'bitch mom dildo' is a way to break an argument up. just by saying the word, (bitch mom dildo) you insert your dominance into the argument, thus breaking it.
guy: you so ug ly
you: bitch mom dildo
guy: shits his pants
by funkeemonkee October 28, 2020
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mom and pop shop

Local corner store owned by local. Not a 7-eleven franchise.
Brit: Where'd you go yesterday?
Max: A mom and pop shop.
Brit: Okay, but they have everything at 7-eleven for cheaper!
by gtbbgtbb August 9, 2017
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Emmanuel's Mom Hit It

Originally a line from a freestyle rap, "Emmanuel's mom hit it" has really evolved into something else. It is far more than just a saying. It's more than just a phrase. It's more than just the motto. "Emmanuel's mom hit it" is a lifestyle, to put it simply. You can't just "Emmanuel's mom hit it". You have to become "Emmanuel's mom hit it". Shout out to Emmanuel's mom, keep hitting it woman. Also, as a clarification, Emmanuel's mother never hit him. You have to be pretty fucking stupid to think that. She didn't hit a dog, she didn't hit a car, she didn't hit a person, she didn't hit a chinchilla. Honestly, the only thing Emmanuel's mom ever hit, was "it". Now that this whole situation has been cleared up, I sincerely hope that you can all return to your normal lives, with out Emmanuel's mom hitting it. The most popular saying in the 805.
"Yo, did you go to that party last night? I heard Emmanuel's Mom hit it!"
by Young Kippur January 21, 2013
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Your mom a virgin

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and your mom a Jew combined. If you say this the entire earth is destroyed
Marin: ur mom gay

Ryan: ur dad lesbian
Martin: ur granny tranny
Ryan: ur mom a Jew
Martin: don’t make me do it
Ryan: do it pussy
Martin: your mom a virgin
*everyone dies*
by Your_Mom_6969 March 14, 2018
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Single Mom Ego

Condition. When a single mother repeatably tells you that she has the hardest job in the world. No matter what you do or face in life, it can not compare. Her job is the worst. She gets to stay home with the kids, work in her pajamas, bend over at the waist to put in DVDs, collect a check, not have a boss to answer to, and put her kids to bed early any time she wants.
"I got free tickets to the show and when I asked her if she wanted to go with me, she dropped her single mom ego on me, telling me she doesn't have time to go to shows like some people".
by RHP4 January 4, 2011
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your mom

a big fat whore who likes to have sex with pigeons and other small mamals
i had sex with your mom last night...it was LAME
by traciesasexyegg April 23, 2005
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your mom's pussy

The first thing you've seen in your life. And the last thing I've seen today
your mom's pussy is where I came in, and where you came out
by xXLorDXx October 8, 2010
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