short Mexican girl

Usually concerning on how aggressive they can be. But they can sometimes be sweet

Friend 1: Damn bro why is (blank) so aggressive

Friend 2: Idk man she’s just a short Mexican girl

by The Knightly Knight May 6, 2023

Mexican Turkey Choke

When a person squeezes the penis so hard that you lose all circulation making the penis fully white

Last night she gave me a Mexican Turkey Choke

by Kevin Keems December 4, 2016

Mexican after party

Diarrhea after spicy food. When your asshole is burning after you ate too much jalapeños.

Man, I can’t go out tonight, I’m having a Mexican after party.

by Limp Blitzkrieg October 7, 2020

mexican mud pit

Pouring salsa onto your penis for lube for anal sex.

The porn director asked the actors for a Mexican mud pit.

by Chocolate banana April 13, 2021

mexican coronavirus cure

the cure is made up of caldo the pollo, ginger ale, 7up, bellas the la guadalupe.

mexican cuh: bro i got the mexican coronavirus cure
white boi: wtf lemmie see that shit.
meixican cuh: ight bet cuhh say less imma pull up with my chevy silvirado vato

by mexicanfoxnigga October 8, 2020

Mexican Hand Clamp

The act of transporting large objects (sheets of wood, mattresses, etc.) on the roof of one's car using only hand strength to retain the cargo.

Mexican Hand Clamp example:
Juan: Yo vato, we need to rent a truck to transport some plywood.
José: No esé, we'll just (Mexican) hand clamp that shit on my 94 Civic and drive reaalll slow.

by Elijah Brown March 8, 2018

mexican rosary beads

When a mold a log of shit around a girls hair when shes sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice hard shit bead as a decoration

I am introducing my girlfriend to my parents tommorow morning so i think im going to give her some mexican rosary beads so they are impressed

by piss jerking March 8, 2017