toilet cookies

a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water

"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job

by u shit fuck January 4, 2012

give your dishwasher a cookie day

occuring on april 30th every business should provide their dishwasher/s with a cookie in recognition of their hard work.

oh man its my favorite day
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go

by xXSlambran9000Xx April 29, 2024

DIY cookie crisp

Far tastier but likely less nutritious than the actual Cookie Crisp cereal, it's when you break up cookies into a bowl of milk and eat it like cereal

She shouldn't be eating DIY cookie crisp every morning with her diabetes!

by Ninja Rap December 12, 2022

Selling Cookies in Hell

When something bad is happening to you, but there's a birght side. So basicly you hate something but there's a good part to it.

Average Dude: Man, two anooying coussins came to my house but at least i can stay in my room with the door locked. Its's selling cookies in hell.
Some dude: Yikes.

by UrbanSprayDude June 23, 2021

Cookies

A senior boy who tries to get with a freshman girl just for a sexual relationship.

"Omg Allinda, have you seen Cookies? I can't believe a senior like him would even TRY to get with you!''

by AndyKaito April 11, 2018

Cookie

A Cookie is a Black eye, a swollen eye

He got Punched in the face now he has a Cookie under his eyes

by Ed Manuel December 3, 2019

Fat cookie

a person in elementary school who ate cookies and bullshiting and yell cookie all the time

how are you fat cookie

by Vage2004 May 30, 2020