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animal shits

diarhhea: pissing out yer asshole, montezuma's revenge, hershey squirts, etc.
Homeboy had the animal shits so bad he painted the ceiling!
My dawg had to take off from the party to find a gas station in which to perform animal shits.
I feel a wicked slammin' case of the animal shits comin on from them pre-mades, homegirlz!
by big dawg chairboi April 7, 2008
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Volcanic Shits

The results of too much beer, White Castles, and vallium.
I drank too much beer and had too many Whitey's last night, and now I have the volcanic shits.
by shit admin October 8, 2008
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Shit Closet

A closet in which a person takes a shit in, hence the name Shit Closet. Usually done in privacy and without the knowledge of others such as family or peers
"Fuck! My mum found the shit closet"
by Really_Racist_Man.com March 6, 2019
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son of shit

When someone is the absolute worst. It does not get much worse than the Son of Shit.
That guy is a real jerk. He is the son of shit.

I don't say this very often, but you are the son of shit.
by Chuck Javers November 30, 2016
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Counter shit

When you're in a communal toilet or using the toilet directly after someone else and there is a powerful aroma of turd.

The only way in which to overcome the smell, where holding your breath is not an option, is to perform a counter shit to overpower the fumes of the rival excrement with your own scent which, conversely, is rather enjoyable.
The other day I went for a piss in the hungry horse and I thought I was going to chunder - someone had clearly just laid a massive log in cubicle 2 which left a putrid stench so I had to do a counter shit.
by sd999 May 14, 2015
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Shit Donkey

A thing you say when you want someone to come back but in a very demanding tone. Kellen said that at Larado Taft when that weird-ass Jimbow guy decided it was a good idea to run away from him.
Kellen: Come back here you shit donkey
Jimbow: K
by DomEatsToblerone January 14, 2022
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Snowbird Shit

When you have to clean up the mess an old person makes when moving to or from the place where the live during the winter.

Can also be used when cleaning up any other sort of mess a snowbird makes in their migration like a car accident, when they forget what they ordered at a restaurant and then bitch that you brought the wrong thing, or even if their camper catches on fire and burns down half the camp ground. All of this and much more is snowbird shit.
Erik knew he was going to have to clean up a lot of snowbird shit with this bastard. He was demanding all sorts of fees waved because he was too stupid to have his bills forwarded to his winter address.

The traffic on the highway was backed up for miles because some old bitch in a Lincoln is driving down the center line at 7 miles an hour and she just won't pull over. This is some serious snowbird shit right here and if I'm late for work I'm going to scream
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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