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John-Eden Moment

A moment in which, the server of dank memes, or indeed any server or group chat, starts talking about CP, for no apparent reason, the chat goes from shitposting to talking about legality and morals of Child porn.

(John Eden was the username of a wierdo who said loli is ok)
Samoht: "oh god, another John-Eden Moment"
by 69gaystreet July 24, 2020
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Angel Face Moment

When you are physically attracted to someone in full awareness of how awful of a human being they are, and continue to be out of pure emotional unrestraint.
John: God, I know Jared Leto is a cult leader… but he was so hot as Angel Face in fight club!

Joan: This is literally an Angel Face moment
by Jerry the killer duck August 14, 2023
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Business Card Moment

When you spittin made game at an old lady in the store but your not sure how to say I wanna bang.
An OWL came up in my store and I had a business card moment.
by Slim TT April 14, 2021
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A Xenoblade GC Moment

Where Ocean, Yuuko, or Evoker say some sus ass shit that makes you wanna say "I hate it here". Much like Yuuko moment and Ocean moment the Xeno GC Moment is used in the same manor.
"Wow Ocean came in a hot pocket this sure is a Xenoblade GC Moment, lmao!"
by Evoker August 3, 2020
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bad bruh moment

A bad bruh moment is basically a bruh moment but bad. You can be a bad bruh moment like this girl named kate. She is truly an annoying, bad, and problematic person. When people hear about her they go bruh. Shes an example and just about the definition of a bad bruh moment.
dang she really is a bad bruh moment
by thecreatorofstoopid May 29, 2020
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tight butthole moment

Refers to a close call or high pressure-type situation
I had a tight butthole moment while evading the cops during my trip to New Orleans last week
by Kumpel June 9, 2022
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Lemon Cow Moment

A better version of poggers. Use it when you see something so epic you gotta rip a fat lemon cow moment.
Guy 1: "Bro! I just fucked Kylie Jenner!"

Guy 2: "Holy shit! That's a lemon cow moment!"
by rider35 March 2, 2021
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