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Dark Evil Beat

A song presented as serious but sounds intentionally bad.
by Bingledorf March 18, 2024
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Syllable Beatings

Syllable Beatings is a form a punishment where the parent,guardian, friend, or figure in the active role; spanks or hits the person in the passive role(receiving), in a rhythmic fashion that aligns with the words that they are saying. For each word that is spouted out, a blow or series of blows hits the receiver for each syllable in that word.

In the most common cases of Syllable Beatings. The parent or guardian will tell the child what to do or not to do as each blow connects. The length of the sentence and beating is determined by what the child did wrong and the general mood of the parent. An upset parent and a child that made a wrong involving a noun with a more than average amount of syllables, will result in a longer beating.

In some cases however, some parents catch on to a short session of Syllable Beating, and will add additional syllables to the beating, to prolong the length of the disciplinary action.

Example:
Don't *spank* you *spank* ever *spank* break * My * Re * frig * er * a * tor * a * gain * or * I * will * beat * you * sense * less *
Tommy: My mom gave me syllable beatings last night... I should have broken a cup instead to shorten the length of the beating.

Tommy's Brother: Nah man, it didn't matter what you broke, mom was in a bad mood. She was going to make it last long no matter what!
by Feybred April 20, 2020
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Meet n' Beat

A meeting between 2 or more Gay guys, that unfolds into a orgy of people masturbating eachother.
Jim: Hey Jake you going to the Meet n' Beat?
Jake: Hell yeah! You?
by TuckerTrash25 May 1, 2017
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Hoing up the beats

Guy: that girl Mia is dancing like a total slut

Guy 2: yeah she's totally hoing up the beats
by Bananaphoneuser1 August 20, 2016
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bush around the beating

An alternative variation of the saying "beating around the bush", originating from Abdo Kaboobie
You're trying to do the bush around the beating
by antiquing April 21, 2021
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beat switch

Where during a song the beat is changed to a different beat.
During the middle of a song the beat switch was when the beat changed from one beat to a different beat
by James lydon November 23, 2023
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beat

A woman that only good for sex, nothing more. One step above masturbation. A low grade sex partner. synonym: jump-off ROOT DEFINITION: when your finish you JUMP off
Yo, you hit that? Damn! aight I guess she just a beat.
by cowboy.bebop90 February 23, 2009
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