A company mainly founded by steve jobs .
they made thousands of logos and are mainly known for selling lumps of aluminium for £2000 they also offer to permanently take away the headphone jack but dont worry they sell a tiny adapter thats shit and breaks in 10 seconds for £10
they made thousands of logos and are mainly known for selling lumps of aluminium for £2000 they also offer to permanently take away the headphone jack but dont worry they sell a tiny adapter thats shit and breaks in 10 seconds for £10
Person 1 : I got the new iphone from apple
Person 2 : I got it too,im bankrupt now
Person 1 : same here
Person 2 : I got it too,im bankrupt now
Person 1 : same here
by someone_british April 6, 2023
Get the Applemug. A company founded by Steve Jobs. The company's originally famous for their
freakin' cool mechanical devices and laptops. Now almost every people uses their
brand. Although some faggots still uses Windows(believing that it will win from the
biggest competition), Apple will be taking over the technology of the world...soon.
freakin' cool mechanical devices and laptops. Now almost every people uses their
brand. Although some faggots still uses Windows(believing that it will win from the
biggest competition), Apple will be taking over the technology of the world...soon.
APPLE: Use Apple! It's better and NEVER lags! It's faster than Windows!
WINDOWS: Don't listen to that faggot, use our product! Come on, what
do you open when you sleep at night?!
CUSTOMER: Um... a window?
WINDOWS: Damn right, now buy our product!
APPLE: What do you eat for breakfast?
CUSTOMER: Um.. Apple?
APPLE: Right, now buy our product. Anything to say, Windows?
WINDOWS: F**K you!!
WINDOWS: Don't listen to that faggot, use our product! Come on, what
do you open when you sleep at night?!
CUSTOMER: Um... a window?
WINDOWS: Damn right, now buy our product!
APPLE: What do you eat for breakfast?
CUSTOMER: Um.. Apple?
APPLE: Right, now buy our product. Anything to say, Windows?
WINDOWS: F**K you!!
by Herrickjunior November 27, 2015
Get the Applemug. If you are a girl you have pancakes and apples which means you have small round things on your chest. If you have pacakes you have flat ones.
by Highfiveballer#5 April 19, 2018
Get the pancakes and applesmug. A person (usually a left wing activist) uses this term when they are backed into a corner. It is basically saying “I’m a dumbass and I don’t have the brains to continue this argument”
by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025
Get the Apples and Asparagusmug. when some decides one day that they want to stuff a taco in an apple and ask the most amazing question ever WILL IT TACO
1 hey have you ever had sokmething amazing happen to you
2 not really...
1 TRy this its a taco apple it a apple in taco
2 OMG this is the most amazing thing ever bro
2 not really...
1 TRy this its a taco apple it a apple in taco
2 OMG this is the most amazing thing ever bro
by Micheal the beast 69 September 22, 2017
Get the Taco Applemug. by Lisashly April 11, 2023
Get the Bad Apple!mug. 1. A math term used to describe small spherical objects
2. Tiny green fruits
3. Can be used in a phrase to describe happiness
2. Tiny green fruits
3. Can be used in a phrase to describe happiness
by The Real Ninja Cat Pickle October 24, 2017
Get the little green applesmug.