WGR - Wet Goat Rider

A term that can be applied to anyone boring, and therefore not exhibiting behaviour likely to gain them admiration or respect from their closest friends. Can also mean someone who rides wet goats in the literal sense.

"Are you comin' out to play pool?"

"No, I'm not feeling it tonight"

"Don't be a WGR"

"What d'you call me?"

"A WGR - Wet Goat Rider"

"OK I'll come out"

by asswipe17 March 12, 2013

one-eyed wet willy

The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!

Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"

Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."

Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"

by cubbi54 October 4, 2015

wet fart in a wedding gown

Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.

At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.

by Pipistrello December 26, 2005

get your balls wet

The phrase get your balls wet is intended to indicate that one must go balls deep or balls out giving one's activity 100% effort

This task requires that you must get your balls wet

by Big dick dabs April 10, 2016

getting your knees wet

Administering oral sex in an outdoor space (on grass)
the saying refers to getting your knees wet on wet grass when giving head.

the saying can been changed to refer to past, present or future tenses.
e.g
" the bitch got her knees wet last night"
"aww yeah get your knees wet!"
"your getting your knees wet"
"hey wanna go get your knees wet?"

by will janes December 12, 2007

wet ya shirt up

An expression heard in numerous hip-hop songs, that refers to shooting someone numerous times, causing them to bleed so profusely that their shirt becomes soaked with blood.

"Step off, or I'm gonna wet yo shirt up"

by Hugh Janus February 10, 2005

jamie's wet finger

When Jamie sticks her finger into Charlie's butt then continues to pull out his poop with her hooked finger. Then, she licks the poop off and shoves it down Charlie's throat and kisses his belly button.

Wow I totally pulled a Jamie's wet finger last night.
CHARLIE: Ow! My ass! I hate it when you Jamie's wet finger me!

by Hubby Bubby Boo November 20, 2016