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running dragon

The male pulls his dick out and while his wife or girlfriend sleep he moves his pelvis back as far as he can and then penetrates either the butt hole or vagina
WhIle my girlfriend sleeps I gave her a running dragon...she woke up screaming
by Im on Instagram June 23, 2016
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stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person
I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor
by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016
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stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure
I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them
by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016
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gag dragon

When a female farts in your mouth and you hold it in your throat. You then proceed to lick her out and pass that gas through her vagina lips
Me and my girlfriend got experiment and I gave her a gag dragon and she was leaking for a week
by Gas dragon May 14, 2016
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Dragon Land

A mobile game that actually could've lived up to the standards of a Spyro successor that we should've been getting after the fuckery that's Skylanders and Activision's greed, but NOOOO. Socialpoint seems so stuck up on making the game for themselves and ONLY for themselves! Dragon Land gets the most bs updates that somehow make Ubisoft golden in comparison -- updates that make each episode shorter, updates that move levels to episodes you have to unlock with gems (the bs mobile kind), and updates that force half-day level-up times for when you max out your dragon -- all for the sake of "improvement." I don't know what's worse anymore - Skylanders, the game that fucked up one of PlayStation's rising stars, or this game, the game that could no longer make itself a good Spyro game if it tried.
Spyro: "You done fucked up, Dragon Land. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL FREE, NOT FEEL THE BURN!"
by ShutUpImMe June 7, 2016
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dragon balls

When you enjoy the action of a man dragging his balls all over your face.
Do you want to play dragon balls?
What's dragon ball?
when your drag-on your balls all over my face!
by S.Dubb October 3, 2016
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dragon breeding

The act of having anal or vaginal sex after covering your genitals in hot sauce.
Bro 1: my dick really stings
Bro 2: why?
Bro 1: me and my girl did some dragon breeding last night!
by Pretty_sure_he's_not_a_dragon September 13, 2016
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