someone who pretends to be straight because they are either in denial or have homophobic friends or fam
by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023
Get the straightmug. A Straight cocksucker is one who delights in getting down on her/his knees for the sole purpose of providing pleasure to a big beautiful cock by inserting the cock into their mouth and kissing and sucking a cock, until it is overcome with ecstasy and explodes into the cocksucker's waiting mouth.
Melanie enjoys encouraging her husband Peter that it's ok to embrace the urge and craving he has upon see a big beautiful cock and that she loves having a Straight Cocksucker husband.
by Curious explorer August 3, 2025
Get the Straight Cocksuckermug. fachi is the italian word for face. and the action of putting something ‘to the face’ means to take a big fucking shot of booze.
Dude 1: “Yo, you really gonna take that shot of absinthe?!”
Dude 2: “Straight to the fachi!”
commence the shot.
Dude 2: “Straight to the fachi!”
commence the shot.
by scrotumsoldier September 6, 2023
Get the straight to the fachimug. A Non-Straight Gangbang is what happens when the girl leaves the gangbang early or doesn't even bother to show up. Your normal everyday gangbang becomes a non-straight gangbang when the guys who remain want to continue the "festivities." Hilarity ensues during the process of selecting the person who is the new one to be gangbanged.
Aging porn star Amber Waves left her gangbang wayyy to early and the remaining guys decided to have a non-straight gangbang.
by Amador the King November 22, 2021
Get the non-straight gangbangmug. Jenasis F
by Fagggsssareeelovedddd December 28, 2021
Get the Straight Dick Cheesemug. never got me through
one single night this cold
but you know how that goes
or maybe you just really don't
one single night this cold
but you know how that goes
or maybe you just really don't
I was a loner until there were no friends left
Before someone offered me drugs, you know i was straight-edge
And everyone's quit until you offer them a cigarette
Before someone offered me drugs, you know i was straight-edge
And everyone's quit until you offer them a cigarette
by jesus tapdancing christ October 27, 2018
Get the straight-edgemug. Progressively Straight
/Pro-gre-siv-ly/ /Stray-ate/
adjectives
1. A Straight Heterosexual Man or Woman who finds out that they had Sex with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person) and accepts the fact they are technically Bisexual but, they prefer to be Heterosexual (Straight) and their ok with being in a relationship with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person).
/Pro-gre-siv-ly/ /Stray-ate/
adjectives
1. A Straight Heterosexual Man or Woman who finds out that they had Sex with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person) and accepts the fact they are technically Bisexual but, they prefer to be Heterosexual (Straight) and their ok with being in a relationship with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person).
Progressively Straight
noun and adjective
"A Straight, White, Cisgender, Heteronormative, Homophobe, Patriarchy, WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) Man who Fucks Trannys, Trans-women, Hermaphrodites (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, Worm Person), and Deep Throats their Dicks but, identifies as a Straight Man."
“You Phoque-n Lion Breeder!”
(You Seal Lion Breeder!)
noun and adjective
"A Straight, White, Cisgender, Heteronormative, Homophobe, Patriarchy, WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) Man who Fucks Trannys, Trans-women, Hermaphrodites (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, Worm Person), and Deep Throats their Dicks but, identifies as a Straight Man."
“You Phoque-n Lion Breeder!”
(You Seal Lion Breeder!)
by Nobody 🖤 January 4, 2025
Get the Progressively Straightmug.