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Mommy tea time

When your mom exercises for a week straight wearing her granny panties and they are dripping and most with a hint of brown crust and makes you a cup of nice warm tea to go to sleep with.
I spent the night at Dustin's place and we had the most rich and flavorful mommy tea time tea,it really help me get to sleep.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023
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Western Tea-Bag

a sex position involving an ass slap followed by a male turning and dropping his balls on his partner’s belly button. This is followed by a loud YEE-HAW
I me Mike at a rodeo last night and he took me home and western tea-bagged me. It was so great!
by Orangebannana619 November 14, 2025
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Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch

The phrase used when telling someone they need to get the juicy info before they get a vouch on MCM
"Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch" I say to Salesians
by EdenXera December 27, 2017
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That’s the tea sis

Words that people who like drama say on Social Media.
Some Person: YASSSS BITCH, THAT’S THE TEA SIS!!!!!

Some Person 2: Stfu please.
by This is a nickname :/ July 29, 2020
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Tea

Tea is the definition for a delusional nigger that thinks she can acquire women.

mvh, O
"You are so Tea, go kill yourself." "If you keep doing this you will end up like Tea"
by b00ty1nspector April 8, 2025
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arizona sweet tea

the best drink in the fabric of reality itself and if you disagree you're just wrong
by StepBroRiley December 21, 2020
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iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.
Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.
by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 14, 2017
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