Stroke

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Person 1: "Hey bro how you doing?"
Person 2:"haiuwqjqwiewq212891y983hrefujiafuiwekfhqmotiuoiHUIGuhmuGu8sgBIUFBI&KY*Y#ORFJIFBDUIDFDUIUIB" Hnhb yG UY V UkI Uegyu lGYUBFYUKgnUKVbtdtfgh njkGNYUhfqnikildhsauniD^FBN UGUgoiRAIyNT*!&Yjonhuignmomhuo "G oJIOhn8 g78Y*O@U(!@!!#Y$(#$Y*(&#*$&*275892903758531984294uw8rhuesty98wesuf8irtouhqiqqqqqq qqqqqqqqqq qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq"
Person 1: "Indeed."
Person 2: "Sorry, I had a stroke."

by I sprllng vry gud October 4, 2019

Stroking the Cannoli

Masturbation, specifically for males.

Dude, i was Stroking the Cannoli yesterday and it felt pretty good.

by penissemen October 12, 2019

Stroikwe

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r/ihadastroke

Jerry: Hey, did you bring the fireworks?
Bob: ysd ix brrig tshem
Jerry: I'm sorry WTF?
Bob: Is jave asg stroikwe
Jerry: are you having a stroke?
Bob: yed
Yew*
Yer**
YES***
Jerry: Oh my god... 😐 🌴
Bob: how did you do that we're talking in person?

by PotatoAteMyBum October 21, 2019

Stroke

Attempting to make a normal sentence and failing horribly

Person A:hi my nkfy ig jtwvwhq
Person B: dude are you having a stroke
Person A: yghs plsgh hpdh

by _(┐「ε:)_ October 21, 2019

stroking

Having a stroke .

"Oh no, he's stroking!"

by KamiNoodle November 3, 2019

'Stros

A team that will employ racists, misogynists, and cheaters to win. Basically trash people.

In November 2019 the 'Stros were shown to be true racist, misogynistic, and cheating assholes.

by truth is god November 13, 2019

Stroopz

The 36 mob’s leaders way of calling his gang members

You’ll get killed if mess wit my stroopz

by Kyng ryvvy November 20, 2019