“when your wife doesn’t give you any and you rub one out than cum slap her with it for revenge”

“when your wife’s too busy so you rub one out but no drop is to be wasted so you cum slap her so she owns it”

Cum Slap by Ammo4u March 9, 2023

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Tyre Slap

When a sick cunt does a hectic skid and gets a bunch of rubber all on his rear fenders.

Sick Cunt 1: "OOFT CUZ! That was a fully sick burnout ay!?"
Sick Cunt 2: "Yeah bruz, oh fuck mum's gonna kill me aye!"
Sick Cunt 1: "Why????"
Sick Cunt 2: "There's Tyre Slap all up the quarters of her Ford AU Falcon!"

Tyre Slap by MyNameIsntTaken October 6, 2023

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Lady Gorilla Slap

Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.

Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.

Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.

Lady Gorilla Slap by Lambda70 March 13, 2011

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Rich-kid slap

When a person uses one's electronic device (usually iPhones, iPods, Tablets, etc.)
to slap another person across the face.

Person 1: What's that red mark on your face?
Person 2: I got Rich-kid slapped with an iPhone today.
Person 1: Oh yeah, I can see the home button imprint.

Rich-kid slap by muffincroptop May 27, 2014

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