Dirty Rice Ball

When your balls shrivel up during a rim job after a #dirty spatula.

Dat bitch was given me a shitty rim job and da heat didnt work in her Kia and I gots a dirty rice ball…shiiiiiit! I gave dat bitch a dirty spatual!

by Jennattalia November 22, 2025

My Cool Rice

Rice that is one quarter Indian. It will probably compulsively lie and intrude on other people's homes.

Comes to Your House:
On the phone"Hey it's My Cool Rice! Dude, lets talk about our music! I'm coming now"

by Mike Beans December 15, 2008

cheese forkn rice

a cover up for jesus fucking christ, a saying for having a fork in your cheesey rice, a way like holy shit!

cheese forkn rice thats amazing

by fyulfyfk February 24, 2009

Pulling a Ricardo

Picking up the kettle after it has boiled without an oven mitt, thus burning ones hand.

He is pulling a Ricardo.

She just pulled a Ricardo.

by GetFunky! February 23, 2010

Curry Fried Rice

A codeword for Carmel Roohi.

Sometimes Curry Fried Rice is sooo irritating.

by Ivaaa December 19, 2010

Professional BMX Racer

if you race BMX in the class 'pro' and you make money in doing so
then you are a Professional BMX Racer

i am now a Professional BMX Racer and im so proud

by Luke Madill February 23, 2011

Pounding the Rice

phrase used when you're pounding an Asian chick.

Dude, I was pounding the rice last night, if you know what I mean.

by hellhammer123 March 5, 2011