Porn

Stuff I love

I’m going to go jerk off to some porn

by Tfisdat March 15, 2020

cereal porn

When man is eating a bowl of cereal and watching porn with significant other at the same time then when the man is ready to nut he ejaculates in the bowl and then your significant other takes the bowl with nut and milk and swallows it all

Man:Babe you want to cereal porn
Woman:Yes

Man&woman eat cereal watching porn and jacking off
Man:I'm cumming drink it
Man grunts while Nutting in the bowl of milk
Woman takes bowl and drinks it all
Woman:That tastes so good

by Thatbitch7600! December 15, 2022

Porn

The source of every single persons happiness

I still have my dick out because I was just watching porn

by Dr.dudepersonmanwhoisnotawoman February 20, 2020

orangutan porn

the shit a 8 year old beats their meat to after going to the zoo

Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?

Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn

by WENDSDEH July 26, 2024

Porn

Something you should watch ten times a day.

Jd just watched porn for the 10th time today.

by Jdoster7 March 11, 2021

Porned

porned (adjective): An adjective, that describes the porno variant of a movie, e.g. the porned harry potter movies

Have you seen the porned fantastic beast and where to find them? It was absolutly horrible. #porned

by #Timtation March 16, 2018

porn barbie

Perfect slut ; an attractive woman that has a lot of sex.

She's such a porn barbie.

by Pornbarbie March 15, 2016