Piss On Your Face

Response when Dan's mom asked how she could improve her looks.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

pottsville piss water

Yuengling traditional lager

we had some pottsville piss water in pottsville pa the other day..

by Kurt fukin Bartholomew March 24, 2007

Post Poop Piss

This is the urination directly after a bowel movement. It is a pleasant feeling and you are truly relieved after that.

I took a huge shit after getting to the motel room. When I finished I had a post poop piss. I feel truly relieved.

by New English May 6, 2009

pissing up a pole

a complete waste of time and effort that backfires anyway.
like spitting into the wind, but worse.

see also piss up a rope

If you've been nominated for the same award 4 times and never won, to nominate yourself _again_ is like pissing up a pole.

by Quitcher April 3, 2008

piss pull the trigger

1. Piss pulling the trigger occurs when drinking more than physically possible, competively or otherwise, and u get the feeling that u need to pull the trigger and piss at the same time, thus piss pulling the trigger.
2. Wasting the day away.

"I piss pulled the trigger all day today." "Hey guys, i'm gonna go piss pull the trigger. Be righ back." "Oh my goodness, I feel much better after piss pulling the trigger."

by Binch Merkin April 8, 2004

Lanky String of Piss

An overly tall and skinny man

Did you see yer man Tubridy, isn't he a lanky string of piss!

by timothy bystander April 14, 2010

Pissing Razorblades

Relates to the pain felt usually by males when suffering from gonorrhea and attempting to urinate.

He woke up one morning bursting for a piss, it felt like he was pissing razorblades. He realised he that had the clap.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004