Jake Paul

Cancer. Dumb. Skipped High School. White boy. Dates a gold digger/ a snake. His EX MADE terrible jokes in team ten and now is hotter. Assaults. Abusive. Rude. Rude OFF camera.
Acts nice ON camera even though he’s not. Mind of a 12 year old PS4 player.
D student in school. Lost his kiss in middle school. Pervert. Loves to cheat. Loves clickbait. Brainwashes. Dumber then his brother. Thinks he can beat KSI. Pussy for making his dad fight KSI instead of himself. He basically said “ Can you do my homework dad?” KSI ain’t fighting his brother.

Jake Paul: Ok Nick, now I skipped school so I want you to say ‘ England is my city’ because we can’t do ‘ England is my country’ that’s dumb and we can’t say ‘Jake Paul’s fam suck’ although it’s true.
Nick : Oh England is a city?
fans: *Watch video* ENGLAND IS A COUNTRY FAGGOT

by Paul family sucks May 18, 2018

Jake paul

A pussy who can fight.

Person 1- DId you hear about Jake paul?
Person 2- Yeah I did hes a pussy who can fight.

by Chocolate Steve January 27, 2021

Passing Paul

A handsome gentleman who ellouqually plays music that brings in all the people, and the women ennamoured by his talents flock to him all times of day and night. The inevitable downfall of the pressing fall is he is too much of an inebcile to realise what's right in front of his face missing in the best thing that could ever hair to him. .... Or perhaps the story is not complete.

See future feature film Distracted by women: featuring Director Jane Dab

The blasfomy of passing Paul how dare he miss such a good opportunity.. Will he ever realise.

by XenaEmperor August 24, 2021

Jake Paul

The embodiment of cringe. He's a Youtuber that somehow still makes videos. Legends say that all his subscribers are children or retarded adults.

Ugh. Jake Paul. I cringe at his name.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Paul Skenes

When a girl shits in her hand and throws it at you 100 mph.

Last night Evan got Paul Skenes’d. You should have seen the run on that thang.

by Jewishhate242 October 22, 2025

Angry Paul

A vewy vewy angwy person that absolutely does not like receiving phone calls at any time. Upon receiving said phone calls Angry Paul will attempt to shove his micro penis into any available orifice while shouting ‘my garden is considerably nicer than yours’ before going to play a round of golf and getting bummed in a sand bunker.

I’m going to call Paul
No! He will turn into an angry Paul!

by Gazza2607 February 22, 2025

Paul

Paul knows best

Known as “Paul iknowbest”

He loves to play trains

“Paul knows best”

by Immelol August 9, 2024