National Balls In Ass Day

A holiday that servers as a reminder to the NSFW video of a man farting out his own testicles, typically celebrated on November 23rd.

Man, did you know that National Balls in Ass Day is celebrated on the same day as Toms birthday?

by RcM7034 February 1, 2022

national piss yourself day

umm nationla piss urself day is every november 27th and 28th and it when you pee yourslef violently for the entire day

cart: did you know that today is national piss yourself day?
pee: no
cart: kys :3 *pees self

by towignw5imgkmrfldmk rptn November 27, 2021

National Gabby Appreciation Day

A day to appreciate the gabbys of the world

September 6th

It's National Gabby Appreciation Day! I can't wait to appreciate all the gabbys I know

by uhm what in the world August 31, 2021

Happy national Lexi Day

On April 15 , we come together and celebrate the day where Lexi turns older !

Lexi slave #1 : Hey guys I heard it’s Happy national Lexi day
Lexi slave #2: Isn’t that on April 15? Where we celebrate her birthday?

Lexi slave #1: Yeah

by Lexi slave #2 April 15, 2020

National harrass Alejandro day

National Harrass Alejandro day!!

Me-Hey Alejandro guess what day it is today
Alejandro-idk what is it
me- National harrass Alejandro day

( ･ิω･ิ)

by Miserable Cielo October 20, 2019

national unfollow thots day

September 5th

On this day you should go through your Instagram and unfollow all of the thots. They take up your liked and grow off of the energy of the virgin and horney. This is a way to liberate yourself.

Dude 1: Dude, why did you just follow her, she’s a thot; it’s September 5th.

Dude 2: What does that mean?

Dude 1: You have no chance with her and she just fiends for your likes. It’s “national unfollow thots day”!

Dude 2: You right, imma unfollow those thots.

*unfollows all thots*

by Stfu Jerry July 12, 2019

National Nike Tech Day

A day where you wear your Nike Tech clothes, and take pictures with your friends. Most importantly flex the on people who don’t have a Nike Tech. National Nike Tech Day is January 10.

National Nike Tech Day is next week. Do you have something to wear?

by CleanupCadet January 5, 2022