an emo kids is a kid that is emo. cant get much more simple than that. but contrare to popular belief most do not cut, well just their wrist for that matter, they might have crappy lives they may not. anyones life can seem meaningless if you look at it in the right direction. Also Emo people do like being alone so whats the point of bothering them just to make fun of em. like wtf. also emo kids dont call them selves emo, so if someone does theyre just looking for atention like FOB. Emo people hate being looked at so dont stare, also it's rude to stare.
by Zachary Linehan September 19, 2008
Get the emo kidmug. 
The mortal enemy of the Emo Ninja. This conflict can never be solved, but unlike with real Pirates Vs Ninja battles, Emo Pirates and Emo Ninja will occasionally start snogging to call more attention to themselves.
Emo Ninja: *sniffle* Oh Emo Pirate, my ninjaish girlfriend broke up with me and I can't find my shuriken so I can't cut my wrist!
Emo Pirate: Awww, it's okay Emo Ninja! You can borrow my cutlass and pretend suicide and then we can snog and completely undermine the great conflict of Pirates Vs Ninja!
Emo Ninja: YAY!!!
Emo Pirate: Awww, it's okay Emo Ninja! You can borrow my cutlass and pretend suicide and then we can snog and completely undermine the great conflict of Pirates Vs Ninja!
Emo Ninja: YAY!!!
by Koyakku July 24, 2006
Get the emo piratemug. a largely reviled musical sub-genre that's a permutation of hardcore punk minus any inkling of testosterone. Has replaced Mexican accordian polka as the least tolerable music to most people. Hell, even Mexican polka has it's charm in a Mexican restaurant....
Dude, what smells? Is that some emo on the bottom of your Chucks from the dog park? Yep, I'll scrape it off.
by Dark Bard October 16, 2008
Get the emomug. emos lyk 2 fink of themselves s being indivduals and refer to themselve as scene they actually look exactly like each other... you can spot an emo by there inhabitation of middle class coffee bars such as starbucks or outside depressin the rest of the population or by the pool of blood comin 4rm the self harmin to get attention
emo girl"ur new hair cut is propa scene, you look sex i <3 u"
emo boy"i did it myself i didnt lyk my life so i took my hair as i representation of my self hatred"
emo boy"i did it myself i didnt lyk my life so i took my hair as i representation of my self hatred"
by ---georgie--- July 29, 2008
Get the emomug. An emo ninja is generally a emo kid who goes around going 'omgosh ninjas are so cool they make me want to crap my pants!!!'
they talk about their 'awsome' ninja 'skills' and have pretend ninja fight with their emo friends
they talk about their 'awsome' ninja 'skills' and have pretend ninja fight with their emo friends
Jim: hahaha i will kick yo ASS with my awsome emo ninja skills
Kate: NOWAY cuz my emo ninja skills are so way more, like SKILLFULL than yours!!!
Kate: NOWAY cuz my emo ninja skills are so way more, like SKILLFULL than yours!!!
by Viksta November 22, 2005
Get the Emo Ninjamug. A bunch of tool bag bands like fallout boy, and simple plan, and other no name bands that are mostly made of emo kids, they usually like complaining about their in-ability to get girldfriends and their obvious problem of being a bitch. They also encourage guys to cross dress and wear sweaters and girls pants. These bands have the worst singers and sound like 10 year old girls, singing along to britney spears or they were castrated and had a stick up their ass whilst singing. it is the only logical answer to their high pitched voices.
Most of the people who like emo are the same people who were "preps" when that was "cool" only 6 years ago. Now that being a prep has gone out of style they deny it and act like it never happen.
even though they are convinced they are rebeling, they are just conforming to the countries newest fad, of being a complaining tampon.
Most of the people who like emo are the same people who were "preps" when that was "cool" only 6 years ago. Now that being a prep has gone out of style they deny it and act like it never happen.
even though they are convinced they are rebeling, they are just conforming to the countries newest fad, of being a complaining tampon.
emo kid: OH MY GOD, did you hear? fall out boy is coming out with a new CD!! oh my god i cant wait to sit at home and cry because my girlfriend dumped me for being a bitch! gosh i cant wit to get a gutiar and think that im good and play in a band that not even other emo kids like!! not only that but its gonna be great getting tickets to their next concert in my town by giving the ticket master a blow job because im a big fat faggot! it gonna be such a great time!
me: shut up emo blows your bitch!
me: shut up emo blows your bitch!
by conor April 4, 2006
Get the emo blowsmug.