Horny Matt

send dick pics to mad girls but never hook up

i swear mike keene is a horny matt

by Mikeybikey69 January 4, 2020

Gay Matt

He is really gay for a cat named Tom.

Whats that meowing sound? Thats a Gay Matt fucking Tom!

by Stopreadingthis213 April 20, 2020

A Matt dingman

Someone who acts like a weeb machochist and denys it

"Man Tolan stop saying that" , "but dude your such a Matt dingman"

by MattknowsWHO April 24, 2020

Danger Masty

Recognising a very short opportunity, whip out your cock (or pussy), and masturbate to completion without getting busted. The danger comes from the risk of being caught, particularly around time limited windows of opportunity.

Kinley heard Barry’s Green Turtle in the drive way, excited he scurried into Barry’s bedroom and furiously hammered himself. And as the keys jingled he jismed, wiping himself with Barry’s sock he stork legged out of the room and threw himself out of sight into the hallway sinking to the floor as he heard Barry and his girlfriend walk into their bedroom. Sam grinned tiredly, Danger Masty ‘mission completed’.

by Beasticles May 12, 2020

A Matt

A Matt, is an inbred mountaineer from Virginia

Look! A Matt by that moonshine still

by AntiItalianHoosier October 27, 2020

Got Matt?

When you buy someone something but must haveth thy gas money to go .5 miles

Hey bro can you take me to get something?

Got Matt?

by Opeybeast October 8, 2020

Female Marty

The female Marty is not like your well known male Marty, but more of a clearance rack at goodwill that pretends it's designer made. The female Marty usually dwells in her bedroom surrounded by half drank energy drinks and cigarette butts. Born and raised in or around a trailer park. Cleaning, cooking and acting/speaking beyond a 3rd grade education level is only possible when coerced by fast-food or money.

Check out that female Marty, is that a mayo stain on her shirt or wait....probably just a cum stain.

by Taco bell Rave slut January 15, 2021