mari is easily the best thing that has ever happened to me. she has brought this certain happiness back into my life that i didn’t know i was missing. everything about her is perfect in my eyes, even if “perfect” doesn’t exist it does with her. her personality, her face, her smile, her teeth, the way she laughs, the way her eyes speak more than any other expression on her face. i can always tell how she feels or what she’s thinking by her eyes, i think it’s so pretty for someone to be able to express feelings through their eyes. i could go on and on about every little thing about this girl, she’d find it annoying or would think i’m bull shitting that’s why i’m saying it here and not directly to her. she will never understand how much she means to me but i guess it’s not for her to understand because i know how much she does. her favorite color is gray and her favorite animal is a turtle, she’s actually obsessed with them to be honest, but in a few years i’ll have her all the turtles she wants (hopefully when we will be living with eachother). she also loves paydays the candy bar, i think they’re so gross but she likes them. enough of that sobby stuff let’s talk about that big ahh forehead she has (where she’s gonna tat my name) and ig i’ll tat her name on my fatass head too, but yeah i feel like i’m typing way too much so i’ll wrap it up here. 1/365 letters.
by NoNameBB May 29, 2024
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Kid: Hi Mari how are you doing
Mari: shut up or I will bring the chancla
Friend: hi Mari
Mari: how are you, kind child
Mari: shut up or I will bring the chancla
Friend: hi Mari
Mari: how are you, kind child
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