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Kentucky pedicure

The most selfless of all toe jobs, a Kentucky pedicure is when one shaves or pops all dead skin and or blisters on their partner’s foot with one or more of their remaining teeth.
After a long muggy day of walking in my fancy heels, I stuck my busted feet in my cousin’s face and that sum’bitch gave me a Kentucky pedicure!
by Smelissa Lockfart May 4, 2024
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kentucky hot brown

letting a turd log bake in the sun until it’s hardened then sandwiching it between two pieces of sourdough, smothering in gravy and consuming it
I’d like to serve my dad a kentucky hot brown!
by kentuckyhotbrownfan69 May 5, 2024
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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope

The most handsome being alive. Perfect in every way shape and form. Also happens to be the greatest basketball player of all time, with two NBA championships.
Bro, you might've cured cancer, but you're not Kentavious Caldwell-Pope!
by KCPLover121 May 9, 2024
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KENTAE

VERILE KING (origin: GHANA/SWAHILI) verb: DEFINITION: MAN OF ROYALTY, NOBILITY & POWER.
Kentae - See Kunte Kente from 1980's novel/movie "Roots." (noted spelling variance)
by Kevalo May 19, 2024
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KENTAE

VERILE KING (Origin: GHANA/SWAHILI). MAN OF VERILITY, NOBILITY AND ROYALTY.
Kentae (see: 1980's movie "Roots;" e.g.: Lavar Burton as Kunte Kente). Noted variance in spelling: e.g.: Kentae, Kente, Kentay
by Kevalo May 19, 2024
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Kentucky surfing

When you ride on top of your car with it idling in gear. Preferably in a Square body Chevy or old Ford hi boy
"Me and Jethro went Kentucky surfing and went through a case of nattys "
by Philbert 88 May 20, 2024
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Kentucky Conductor

Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled

Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.
Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"
by Kenny Fucking Powers! June 4, 2024
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