Based Jesus 

Refers to the rapper Lil B. Based includes having many hoes, being a mansion, swagging to the maximum, and looking like jesus.

Something people on tumblr always say.

"thank u based jesus"

Based Jesus by Jayy Jayy October 1, 2013

black raptor baby jesus 

a saying to express extreme surprise and or happiness. or rick james

Dear black raptor baby jesus that chick is actually really hot!

black raptor baby jesus by Trey shizzle October 16, 2008

it tastes like jesus 

A term used to describe the greatest taste of a certain food or drink product. Often used to describe the taste of common day products such as sanwiches, pizza and juices that taste exceptionally good.

guy 1: this bagel tastes amazing it is like the best i have everr tasted.

guy 2: so you mean it tastes like jesus?

guy 1: yeah, exactly.

it tastes like jesus by ian131313 September 30, 2010

Trap Jesus 

The second hand man of a Trap God's drug ring. In charge of taking care of snitches, and making sure the big deals go smooth without a problem.

Trap Jesus Hailey just had her men shoot up the crack house on fourth street.

Trap Jesus by trap_moses December 2, 2014

Christ Jesus

An expression used to denote utter surprise, horror and confusion; used in "Return of the Living Dead" when two paramedics encounter a horde of ravenous undead zombies on the hunt for brains.

Can also be used to denote complete disgust with a person or situation.

"Do you hear that?"

(looks down the road at undead hordes of brain eating zombies)

"Christ Jesus!"

or....

Man1 : "Did you flush the toilet after you dropped that monster dook?"

Man2: "Nope."

Man1: "Christ Jesus. You are disgusting."

Christ Jesus by Johnny Gobs July 6, 2010

Double Jesus 

When two bearded human males cut a square shaped section off from each others buttocks cheeks and place them into an empty wine glass, then proceed to urinate into said wine glass at the same time. In this process, the urine will begin to resemble wine in coloration due to the blood escaping from the cut off portions of flesh. Once they have completed urination, they then pour the concoction over each others heads as they masturbate furiously into a collection plate like those found in Catholic churches while screaming "Praise me" loud enough for all of their neighbors to hear. This is a Double Jesus.

Tom Cruise: Hey Chuck, did ya catch the latest episode of Breaking Bad last night?
Chuck Norris: Naw, I was too busy doing the Double Jesus with Zach Galifianakis.
Tom Cruise: Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?
Chuck Norris: Can you bail me out homie?

Double Jesus by PenetrationStation December 19, 2014

Mach Jesus 

Something traveling well above the "reasonable speed" that it should be

Me and my buddy were traveling Mach Jesus down the back roads on a beer run last night

Mach Jesus by SomeRedneck69 June 10, 2021