faen ass

Norwegian word, means the same as "Damn, dude". used in the bigger citie's of norway by teenager's. usually in the start of a sentence.

Faen ass... Fikk skikkelige problemer på t-banen i går...

Translated:

Damn, dude.... I got in so much trouble on the subway last night...

by Zoneblade January 19, 2005

macking ass

A statement to acknowledge someone being flirtatious, a possible sexual situation; or compliment good looks. Could also be used a joke to note a completely platonic situation being one where the parties had devious sexual thoughts.

"Wasif is macking ass. Never chin chillin ass."

"Katass is always macking ass, never chin chillin ass."

"You're macking ass today."

"Damnnnnn, macking asss bro!"

by Never chin chillin January 21, 2009

frog ass

A person with a very small ass. Possibly angled like a frog or just having no ass.

Dude she has such a fuckin Frog Ass! I know dude that is sick!

by Edwardo Schanchez December 9, 2006

ass pirate

A homo who raids others' assholes with no warning while saying "ARRRgh"

Hey dude, remember Chris, that fucking ass pirate?

by Chotedog May 4, 2005

Ass Debris

During a chair bomb explosion, the instantaneous release of ass particles in the form of a heavy gas capable of severe collateral damage to the olfactory nerves of nearby victims. This is a leading cause of chair pollution.

The strange odor that Jessica noticed while asking Jason a question was the result of Cletus' ass debris that was still present from his earlier visit.

Mary's nose wrinkled in confusion when she flopped down on the guest chair in Jason's office seconds after Tom deposited his ass debris into the chair and ran to the bathroom.

by Hugh Klump March 8, 2008

ass bandit

-noun
1. derogatory term for a homosexual male, similar to fag
2. a straight man with a predilection for anal sex
3. a person who engages in deliberately nasty, hostile and contentious behavior designed to provoke and intimidate others

-related forms
ass banditry, adverb

1. "God hates ass bandits."
2. "Ew, he's an ass bandit???"
3. "That ass bandit called my mobile seventeen times last night because he knew I was on a date. That kind of ass-banditry is the reason I dumped his sorry ass in the first place."

by Ming Merciless November 14, 2007

ass tampon

After a long night of drinking, when you fart and liquid shit, "like it was stragith water i was shitting beer down my leg", balled up toilet paper in your ass crack to prevent leakage.

While at the mall, Greg was going up the escalator and had his legs on two different steps, he sharted in his pants and he needed an ass tampon for the leakage.

by Best Buy 197 November 14, 2005