nerf cum war

when you play nerf wars but instead of guns you use your cock and cum on your enemies

i went to a playground and asked if they wanted to play nerf cum war i was arrested

by the creator 420 May 7, 2024

Cold war

A period right after world war II when the soviet union & the united states decided to compete for who can build more dangerous weapons while not fighting each other because they'd definitely use their nukes on each other which would end up in nuclear fallout & the destruction of the entire planet which is why no military is ever allowed to use nukes. They're allowed to keep them though.

The cold war was like a very serious game show that the USSR somehow lost.

by A background character February 28, 2022

Straw Wars

When someone tries to spell Star Wars, they may accidentally "Fat Thumb" the "R" button right next to the "T" button, this results in someone typing "Straw Wars" Instead.

Guy 1: Hey dude, do you like Straw Wars?
Guy 2: What the fuck is Straw Wars?

by GravSim June 2, 2022

Hate Tug of War

Like the game of tug of war but, involving two men, a woman; with mutual hatred of the woman by the men resulting in a war of not pulling but the quite the opposite

Cody:I hate that girl so much. She is attractive but, so annoying!
Joe:I couldn't agree more.
Cody: Hate Tug of War?
Joe: Yes sir!

by KrazyKastorff March 16, 2011

Nigga war

1. A conflict fought between mostly black people and most of the time is fought in places like africa.
2. An all black gang shoot out

person 1: Damn nigga did you see that nigga war going on last night?
person 2: Ofc i did man that shit was mad crazy!

by Sol heman December 20, 2023

War thunder

War thunder is a game that is complete hell and makes you wanna die.

person number one: "SHIT DEPLOY FLARES TISM 2"
Tism 2: "FUCKFUCKFUCK NEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWM BANG *fucking explodes due to war thunder AIM-9 sidewinder*"

by The autism lad October 7, 2023

super shooter army man explosion war number 2

The best game ever, a super shooter featuring an army man in an explosion war, got a sequel with new mechanics and a sandbox version

Guy 1:Were you playing games all night again?!

Guy 2: Oh man, super shooter army man explosion war number 2 just came out!

Guy 1: understandable have a good day

by Average High School Student December 27, 2021