1.) You run to the toilet, ready to take a wicked fat fucking shit. When you plop your ass onto the toilet you fart the demon right out of your stomach. This fart is always loud as fuck too, probably because of the echo. All of the sudden, you no longer have to drop that log.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
(Runs to the toilet and sits down) (farts) holy tits, I no longer have to shit. must’ve been a ghost shit!!
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
by Crispy D’Angelo January 30, 2020
Get the Ghost shitmug. by booper69 May 5, 2023
Get the ghost mothermug. by MajinBigIron February 27, 2022
Get the GHOSTmug. When you lightly feather the vagina in passing,&when she turns around to see nobody there,she's left speechless.
by Burwizzle December 14, 2019
Get the Ghost gropemug. I know her bridesmaid doesn't like me, but she could have at least sent me a ghost invite to her wedding.
by ladyluck091 August 24, 2022
Get the ghost invitemug. when you get so sick of someones consistent bull shit that you choose to stop insulting your own intelligence further by communicating with them and simply walk away without a word.
That Mario is such a lying street punk i can no longer stand speaking or being around him ; I'm ghosting his ass-- see ya.
by Doc dave July 31, 2018
Get the ghostingmug. Ghosts of Tabor ( Tabor) is a PvPvE extraction based shooter VR game, despite Tabor being only about a year old, it has amassed a huge fanbase, and has collaborated with real companies, like SOG knives, Tabor has 5 main maps to choose from, Island, Matka Miest, Matka underground, missile silo and Chodov mall map. Tabor is based on Escape from Tarkov.
by I <3 femboys April 17, 2025
Get the Ghosts of Tabormug.