When someone joins a group or becomes of a fan of something on Facebook and then completely contradicts that by joining a group or becoming of fan of something of the completely opposite nature.
Person 1 became a fan of Hitler
Person 1 became a fan of Jewish Boys
Person commented - WHAT THE FUCK. You Facebook Hypocrite or FaceCrite!

Or

Person 1 became a fan of Real men don't hit women
Person 1 became a fan of A black eye means you told her twice already

Person 2 commented - You Facebook Hypocrite!
by superlolocaust March 27, 2010
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Facebook Front St.

One who speaks highly of themself and constantly boasts about themselves or other things they believe they have complete knowledge in.
He's bitter from his past relationship, now he's posting things on fb like he's a love guru & how he's now a better person by joining Martial Arts, but he's really nothing but Facebook Front St.
by None other than D January 31, 2011
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Facebook friend zone

When you add/are added by a person of the opposite sex on Facebook, and it leads to you developing a platonic friendship instead of the originally-intended relationship
I added Kristie on Facebook to get to know her and ask her out, but it isn't working out. Now I'm in the Facebook friend zone.
by FBFriend13 September 25, 2011
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facebook all-star

In reference to that individual whose ubiquity on Facebook includes, but is not limited to, the following: newsfeeds; friends lists; lists of mutual friends; discussion group posts; and walls. As such, they are universally recognized on campus and the feeling induced in the fortunate individual who spots an FBAS is akin to the feeling achieved during a celebrity sighting.
(The names of the following facebook all-stars have been altered to protect the innocent:)

Bark BcBharry
Bominique Buiz
Byler Brosser
Barren Bim
Burah Bijhang Byun
Banny Bisch
Bicola Bversa
by tommyTrojan October 02, 2007
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Facebook Chat Rape

the act of leaving one word, offensive messages on a friends facebook chat right before you log out.
Spencer Facebook chat raped me last night. He called me a cunt
by Joe DiGrazia September 11, 2008
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Shut your facebook!

Phrase uttered in response to someone's rude comment on the Facebook.com website.
(Commenting on a photo of Friend 2's)
Friend 1: "Wow, did you bang that hot chick on the right?"

Friend 2: "Dude, shut your facebook! That's my cousin Lucinda!

by cyborg360 March 31, 2009
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Facebook Rape

(n.) The act of accepting a friend request only long enough to view the person's profile, photos, and wall before deleting the said person.
(v.) To commit such an act.
After receiving a friend request:
Karen: Who's 'Billy Kouper'?
Mandy: No clue.
Karen: *accepts friend request, goes through Billy's photos and wall* Nope, I don't know him. *deletes*

Billy: Ah, man. I've just been facebook raped!
by Bon Appetit April 28, 2009
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