When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
by Derip September 21, 2020
Get the Oatmeal cream pie mug.i ate a giant pancake with whipped cream and the whipped cream blowed out of my mouth, my friend called me a “cream blower!”😂
by meeeekkkmoooop September 27, 2020
Get the cream blower mug.person 1: I would like an ice cream with the flavor vanilla and strawberry insida a cone, sprinkles, chocolate syrup, whipped cream and the final touch, a cherry on top!
person 2: … right away sir…
person 2: … right away sir…
by •~•Icecream unicorn•~• October 2, 2020
Get the ice cream mug.Jake:last night me and my girlfriend fucked and I cream pies in her pussy so much she was screaming
Dan:ohh nice man I bet she loved it
Dan:ohh nice man I bet she loved it
by Dickandpussy October 4, 2020
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Get the Hair in the cream. mug.by DopefriedCheese October 14, 2020
Get the Creamed Corn mug.When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!
Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020
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