Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.

Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot

by Derip September 21, 2020

cream blower

i ate a giant pancake with whipped cream and the whipped cream blowed out of my mouth, my friend called me a “cream blower!”😂

wow johnny! that was a big cream blower there!

by meeeekkkmoooop September 27, 2020

ice cream

the most delicious thing you'll ever taste!

person 1: I would like an ice cream with the flavor vanilla and strawberry insida a cone, sprinkles, chocolate syrup, whipped cream and the final touch, a cherry on top!

person 2: … right away sir…

by •~•Icecream unicorn•~• October 2, 2020

Cream pie

When a guy cums so much in the girls pussy that it oozes out

Jake:last night me and my girlfriend fucked and I cream pies in her pussy so much she was screaming

Dan:ohh nice man I bet she loved it

by Dickandpussy October 4, 2020

Hair in the cream.

When there’s hair in the cream.

I love hair in the cream.

by Hairinthecream October 8, 2020

Creamed Corn

A facial or creampie applied to someone with a name beginning with the letter "C".

Hey, Corrine.. Wanna make some Creamed Corn tonight?

by DopefriedCheese October 14, 2020

Strawberries and Cream

When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!

Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.

Emma: This is why I love you

Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?

by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020