Hesperia Cream Pie

When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.

The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw

by 3-Putt December 28, 2021

Butt Cream

The cream that comes out for your asshole whenever you have a weird kind of gut disease

John do you have Butt Cream?
Yeah, it feels weird when I shit

by 01739q7e October 29, 2020

da cream

when a girl wants you to cum all in her grill and suck her tits and fuck her till she bleeds

dat girl wants da cream

by mad taco June 6, 2015

Peach-Ice Cream

Deirdre is a clever superhuman. Dee is a lost and weird wonder that cannot be cloned and cannot be substituted by anything in nature, except for cinnamon buns. Because, cinnamon buns Rock On forever! I have no idea what it takes to be something so delicious, because I'm no Dee and I am grateful to have met her.

Peach-Ice Cream: Is the most awesome, epic and delicious ice cream one will ever experience.

by Ry_nwater January 20, 2024

Cream

The most smartest, strongest, and sexist group of people in the world.

Look at that incredibly handsome man, he must be apart of cream

by Invincble July 5, 2021

elephant cream

When semen is so thick that people usually refer to it as elephant cream

“Is it thick?”
“Oh yea, it’s like elephant cream,”

by Dyslexic.com March 25, 2022

Canada cream pie

A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.

Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!

by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024