Baked Bean on the Tip

When you are having anal intercourse and you pull out and have fecal matter on the tip of your dick that looks like a baked bean.

I was doing my girl in the butt last night and when I pulled out I had a baked bean on the tip.

by Smiley36083 April 11, 2021

One bean banjo

When a woman touches her clit for the purpose of masterbating

LESLIE, why were you late?

I was playing the one bean banjo

by Old_Salty June 6, 2021

One-Bean Taco

A woman’s clitoris and vulva.

“What are you having for dinner tonight?”
“One-bean taco if I’m lucky.”

by Alistair Cookie October 20, 2019

Leon my beans

It's been 105 days. His girlfriend broke up with him, I tried helping him through it but only four days after she broke up with him I blurted out that I still love him and how I hate myself for it. He tried to be nice but I know I've gone and ruined things all over again. I miss him so much.

Leon, could you please get my beans?....Leon! Leon my beans !!!

by The_girl_he_lost September 8, 2023

kentucky fried beans

beans that was made by Kfc that was a meme in the late 200s and still is today, it is known as Kfb. It is actually just beans in a tube of fried chicken. the beans originated in the 70's and still might be open for buisness in some locations.

" yo she made some KeNtUcKy FrIeD bEaNs, what the f-"

by MayorClown June 8, 2022

Green Bean Dog

Stupid ass fucking dog stole my green bean when I was eating green beans

I fucking hate Green Bean Dog.

by ZayTheFunnyMan July 4, 2022

boston baked beans

when a broad is giving you a blowjob and you hold down her head on your wanker and rip one

man, i opend a can of boston baked beans on that tina bitch last night.

by Sykes The Savage November 10, 2008