April 5

The day where the baddest biatches are born on aka isabel

Omg did you hear?!”
“hear what?”
“THAT THE BADDEST BIATCH IS BORN ON APRIL 5th!!”

by baddestrock4lifer March 23, 2022

april 2nd

your name is haley garber and you are in 7th grade and you to tri-valley

Oh her birthday is April 2nd? Her name is Haley Garber!

by Ivy Hernandez September 28, 2020

April 25th

National poo smearing day

Jonathan“hey man wanna come smear some poo on that retarded kid”

Ethan“why would we do that”
Jonathan“because it’s April 25th”

by Johnpoohandler34 June 12, 2025

april 24th

the muffy appreciation day. everyone must say nice thing about muffy and their love towards bats, and how creative they are.

"today is april 24th, muffy appreciation day, so i drew hitomu"

"muffy is such a yosuke kinnie but i love them for that"

by sexymichealmyers April 24, 2022

April

April is the month where everybody posts porn onto youtube, so to combat this, Type no horny april into every comment reply so they know not to be horny on april

Man 1: Dam this gurl lookin sexy,

Man 2: OI! its no horny april! Stop being horny on youtube! No more horny for this month!

by KookieXook April 19, 2021

April 18th

National Chase Day
if you know someone named “chase” congrats it’s their national day

happy birthday chase!
happy national chase day!!
wow it’s April 18th, happy chase day!

by sharkbaitoh April 17, 2022

April 17th

Go to formal with Tyla day.

“Oh what day is it, April 17th, Oh I better ask out Tyla for formal then,”

by coochoe November 17, 2021