alex shepard

the best boyfriend ever like wow
he’s quite weird but funny affff 😍😍

everyone: woah do you go out with alex shepard

me: yeahh

everyone: wow ur lucky bruh

by pineapplesarepeng1234 October 28, 2019

Alex

Alex is a really rude person and thinks very highly of himself and thinks he better than me everyone even though he’s not and is usually blond

Person 1 he hurt my feelings

Person 2 he’s probably an Alex

by Krabby_pattie May 30, 2020

Alex r

rEd deAd. 61 old man
Harrases kids but funny

Omg Alex r is 61

by Telescope March 27, 2023

Alex

To get off work and take a 2 hour shit and shower while shirking all responsibilities.

Courier - "I barely did anything today. I'm going home to take an Alex."

by DracuulGras November 21, 2023

Alex Juice

A bottle of water containing water mixed with vodka (usually past the cap).

“Gotta have me some Alex Juice

by AlexJuiceMan October 29, 2022

Alex

He is a pretty quiet and calm guy so not many people know something about him. He doesn’t participate in any dramas or arguments because he’s clever, but he sometimes talks to some other people than his friends.

Girl 1: Have you seen Alex? He is getting more confident!
Girl 2: yeahh ive noticed

by Iloverickymontgomery October 11, 2021

Alex

HUGE PENIS. Alex will 100% of the time be packing shmeat and will always be a chica magnet especially to small underage girls

Have you seen the boy in the grey joggers his name is defiantly Alex

by NotAlexArmstrong August 23, 2020