toes

those weird things connected to your FUCKING FEET THAT SOME PEOPLE THINK ITS OKAY TO SHOW THEM OFF

girl 1-did you see hailey’s toes today

girl 2-omg yes. she went put them away. they keep barking at me

by coconut2617 March 3, 2024

toe tag warning

A situation, like Hurricane Katrina, where the police go around and hand out triage tags or disaster evacuation tags or, if you're light-skinned, write your name and social-security number on your arm. I heard it from someone in New Orleans- that's what they called it during Hurricane Katrina.

The person wrote: We lazed around Memphis until we could meet up with one of my oldest friends who was too stubborn to heed toe tag warnings from cops at his door. He ended up in shorts and t-shirt but nothing else when his house flooded within seconds.

by ras57 March 7, 2024

Toe bird

When you only have four toes which are birds, which just happen to be named Jameson, Margaret, Bertrude, and the other one.

Eg. "Hey dude did you see my toe birds?"

"No, how is Jameson doing?"

by tekiiee March 8, 2024

salty toes

When your toes are salty.

"Oh I have salty toes!"

by ryan thwaite 1233333 March 8, 2024

Toeing

When you stick your toe into a women Vagina and make her squirt on your foot

Me and my girl had an amazing toeing session last night

by ILOVEHORSECOCK March 9, 2024

Toe Boogies

Those little fluffy lint chunks that get between your toes when you wear socks too long.

"Just a second, I have to get rid of these pesky toe boogies if I want to wear sandals."

by shart buster March 12, 2024

Toe Jam Paste

The gunk in between your toes mixed with toothpaste and gelatin and spread on toast

Hey guys did you try the new "Toe Jam Paste"

by eeeeees bitch March 17, 2024