Resolutionary War

When you go to the gym in January and you have to battle for equipment because of all the people who made New Year's resolutions to get in shape.

I was almost killed in the Resolutionary War while fighting to get on a treadmill. I can't wait for February when things will be back to normal.

by sprtagt April 18, 2016

Castro Plus Wasihgton = Art Of War <Sun Tzu> And The Ghostly Archeubus <Lubu>

Castro Plus Wasihgton = Art Of War <Sun Tzu> And The Ghostly Archeubus <Lubu>

Castro Plus Wasihgton = Art Of War <Sun Tzu> And The Ghostly Archeubus <Lubu>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

sex war

The nonviolent, respectful, tolerant different opinions about the various different sexual preferences,

The sex war is the nonviolent and covert war between individuals who have different sexual preferences, and it is slowly intensifying.

by but for October 20, 2022

Tug of war

Instead of using rope super glue your dick tips together and pull.

My friends and I love to play tug of war together.

by Bradyburg June 6, 2024

Comment War

A massive argument in the comment section.

Comment wars are usually started by trolls or people who can't respect different opinions.

by Lalalawhy16789 February 17, 2021

haley warring

she is the most amazing person and shes the best and soososooo funny if you have a friend named haley nicole warring and its me then shes the best.and uh shes the best.

tom:omg is that haley warring?shes coming over here!
me:ur mom
*tom dies laughing*"omg youre so funny haley"

by alianathebestpersonever May 25, 2022

want no war

want no drama between each other

you don't want no war with us

by bball9395692 February 20, 2017