Google-Earth Boner

An erection so big that if the satellite that takes the Google-Earth images snapped a picture at that time I would be visible. Regardless of being indoors or out, the erection can be seen no matter what, as long as its classified as a Google Earth-Boner! Also known as a boner so big that it is visible from space at any given time of the day.

Bobby: "Dude, put that thing away in public!"

Habib: "I can't help it, Jessica walked by and I tore my pants in half and my Schlong exploded out!"

Bobby: "Well you better hope Google isn't taking pictures or that will be one pretty big Google-Earth Boner!"

Habib: "Damn, Yeah that would be pretty embarrassing..."

by TheBrokenDick January 3, 2011

boner-biting-bitchface

used when refering to your date that used her teeth

Jake: So, how was your date with jackie?
Devin: it was good till i got her to suck it and she used her teeth.
Jake: That boner-biting-bitchface

by eternalflame October 19, 2008

middle finger boner

Raising the middle finger.

Jeremy was being such a dick this afternoon that i decided to give him the ol' middle finger boner

by gaysharks January 21, 2011

Suave in da boner

Suave in da boner is a group of words used to describe most often a male who is full of himself and overly cocky when he has little or no reason to be.

Very closely related to its brother the adjectives suave and debonair which are used to describe someone who is very smooth and well put together, rather classy if you will.

Lady: Man, that Frank is suave in da boner!
Small child: Yeah he thinks he's way cool.

by The Chink Chik July 24, 2010

shit your boner

a euphemism for premature ejacluation that is used when someone fucks up

I can't believe you passed out so early, you totally shit your boner.

by thrillhouse82 August 7, 2011

stoner boner

SOMEONE HIGH WITH A HIGH CRAVING FOR FOOD

"MAN IM SO HIGH I NEED SOME FOOD WHAT'A TOTAL STONER BONER"

by SNOOTCHIES March 20, 2010

Full Blown Boner

The event horizon of any gathering (social or private) at which the fun and excitement of the moment is bigger or more exciting than usual.

Guy1: "Dood, that party last night went Full Blown Boner right after you left with that Swamp Donkey. There were so many more hotty-bomb-bodies than guys that some of them ended up hooking up with each other!"

Guy2: "STFU..."

by Uncle Boner June 7, 2011