slap your neck

The act of a hard neck slap; if someone looks at a persons hand symbol below the waist or if someone does something idiotic.
Person 1: Hey whats 6 x 3?
Person 2: 54.
Person 1: It's 18 idiot. Slap your neck!
by TreyFFA December 19, 2017
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Slap Arse December

Another month to slap arse!! First to 100 gets £10 by their best friend
Tyrone: fam you know it’s slap arse December

John: you have to give me £10 if I get to 100
Tyrone: klmmm
by yourmumbed November 02, 2019
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Lucy habby slap

Lucy habby slap is where a female removes her breasts from her top and slaps a man/woman with her breasts. This causes great sexual pleasure for the man/woman. This can also cause severe damge to there face, depending on the size of their females' bosom or how hard she hits you.
Struan: Hey Habby wots wrong with your face?

Habby: I just got back from your mum

Struan: So... my mum beat you?

Habby: No she gave me a massive Lucy habby slap

Struan: MMMMM. not my fault ur harder, better, faster, stronger and bigger.
by HabbyLiton26 June 05, 2009
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boot slap

when you shit on someones ass then kick them with your boot. Leaving a boot print on their ass in poo.
Last night i fucked jen then boot slaped then boot slaped the hell out of her.
by xpunx December 05, 2004
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Slap Jacks

Another affecionate term for pussy lips. See meat curtians
Girl, I don't care how much maple syrup you put on them cause I aint eating those slap jacks!
by skin January 30, 2004
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Deceiving Slap

When you lie, and make your love partener agree to take a shit. Little does he/she know while they are taking the shit which is on a toilet, you push down on them hard so they get wedged in the toilet seat. You proceed to slap them wiv your penis, or dildo, until both cheeks are sevearly bruised.
"Hello hunny, i fancy partaking in a weird sexual fantasy, will you go take a shit we can use later?".....

Slap, Slap, Slap

You have just recive a Deceiving Slap
by AndiRoo July 18, 2008
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