Vagina starved

A man/woman who has been in a prolonged drought from the pleasures of vagina

That man was so vagina starved he'd sleep with a goat

by TylerKnivesN May 20, 2017

ur vagina a resigna

Ultimate insult.
Nothing else, because it's too powerful to describe as human.

Ur vagina a resigna

by john stromboli June 21, 2021

vagina shitia

Derived from Virgin Media. Virgin Media internet is always on the blink thus people giving it this name.

"for fucks sake vagina shitia is dying again"

by stan claire May 1, 2022

Vagina Mafia

Popular shows made for women, starting with daytime television for housewives, like the View.

The organization has been expanded in recent years to include folks like Emma Watson and Hannah Gadsby, even Jimmy Fallon (a rare male member of the clandestine group).

The male equivalent (dick mafia?) would be something like the Joe Rogan Experience, or the now discontinued Opie and Anthony show.

"You know who I'm talking about? Oprah and them, the vagina mafia!"

by JarHead773 March 8, 2022

Chainsawing a Vagina

Male retaliative action to a female cutting a man's penis off.

Caught my girlfriend cheating, so I waited until she was asleep and began chainsawing a vagina off.

by TheAstro30 September 30, 2016

Fire Hydrant Vagina

a projectile spewing vagina when cumming

After last night's one night stand, I realized why the sheets were wet: because of my fire hydrant vagina....... I wish my girl was there to help with the fire on 69th ave last week, her Fire Hydrant Vagina would have finished the job.

by haleyyyla April 6, 2016

vagina racist

Someone that only has sex or hooks up with a vagina of a certain race or color.

Refer to: Penis Racist

Courtney asked Kirk if he likes black women. He replied 'No, only white women, I'm a vagina racist'.

Or
Sure she good looking, has nice teeth, makes a lot of money, is independent and listens to country music. But I'm not banging that chick because I'm a vagina racist!

by anonymous April 7, 2021