ninja flaps

A female ninja. A woman well versed in the dark art of ninjitsu. An assassin of the fairer sex.

Bruce Lee: Fuck it...the evil triad are using a virtual army of deadly ninja flaps..
Friend: We are fucked now!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

Ninja

A popular fortnite streamer and 2nd best in the world who died from ligma (a harmful diseases).

12 year old boi: You know the popular fortnite streamer ninja? He just died from ligma.
Caveman: Whaa..!!??...who tf is ninja and wtf is ligma!!??
12 year old boi: ligma fckin balls biiittcchh..!!

by Connor MacGregory August 21, 2018

ninja path

Derived from the Indonesian phrase "jalan ninja", this slang term refers to a way of life, motto, belief, or "dream" that guides them in achieving their goals.

Going to cinemas 10 times per year at this age of 21 is my ninja path to be allowed by parents to watch more mature (inappropriate) movies. BTW, once I turn 23, I'm going to be "old" if my parents still deem movies like Deadpool to be too inappropriate to me to watch.

by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025

Ninja Bojo

Coolest ninja ever and whoever says otherwise is dumb

Did you heard about Ninja Bojo,he is so sigma and W aura

by Meeneil Cashytoes July 21, 2024

Ninja Constrictors

Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.

Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.

*thought* Fuck Conan O'Brien, why is he so tall?
*Ninja Constrictors get busy ;) *

by theninjamaster January 2, 2010

dutch ninja

Similar to Japanese Ninjas, but significantly better as they’ve never been found or documented. Recent leaks from their networks show that if you know anyone who goes by “Josh”, chances are they’re a sleeper agent.

Person A: Have you heard of the dutch ninjas?
Person B: The Dutch don’t have ninjas…

by tomarswego January 7, 2025

ninja lining

When you manage to do a line of cocaine without anyone seeing you.

🙅🏻👃🏻 is the emoji used for ninja lining so no one knows what you're talking about (stealth just like a ninja)

Seal wanna go ninja lining tonight?

Or

Seal wanna 🙅🏻👃🏻 tonight?

by squidding July 24, 2016