Murphy's Law of stacked boxes

"No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."

Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025

second-cousin-in-law

1- Second-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's second-cousin.
3- 2C-in-law.

My second-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

Samito’s Law

Any discussion regarding Overwatch balance will inevitably lead to the topic of 6v6

Sam: “Supports are too oppressive and tanks are weak! Bring back 6v6!”

SVB: “Samito’s Law has taken effect.”

by Samitoschair March 15, 2024

Jack.H's law

if thy tits be uge, they cannot be perky

damn Chelsea's boobies are uge and perky, they break Jack.H's law

by jacks ass is tight May 18, 2021

Deagle's Law

The physics law that says you can find the answer to anything using the principles of physics.

I use Deagle's Law on everything and in the end, I only got 3 points on the physics test.

by Hot&Fluffy January 28, 2009

Controlfreak's law

When a conversation goes on longe enough, it will inevitably become about Communism or someone being actively racist

The thread went on for 200 comments, and controlfreak's law only kicked in about 50 comments in

by Controlfreak91102 November 29, 2020

Blackburn's law

Blackburn's law is defined as the law stating that any question that starts with “Why” can and will be answered with “Because fuck you, that’s why”

"Why can't we have good things?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
"Why do we have Blackburn's law?" "Because fuck you, that's why."

by dremiliano February 18, 2019